Saturday, March 8, 2008
{ 5:42 AM }
HELLO... 1E5-IANS
this is your vice sports captain here...
AND SHE HAS TO SAY THIS.
YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO COOPERATE... STOP BEING UNREASONABLE, IRRESPONSIBLE, RUDE, STUPID * CAUSE OUR CLASS HAS FAILURES FOR SUBS AND THEY DIDNT LISTEN TO RACHEL FOR THE STUDY GROUP THING *, AND STOP GIVING US CLASS COMITTEE STUPID PROBLEMS.
plus, don't give us ATTITUDE.
if not i will seriously just SLAP you.
i am SERIOUS
this does not apply to everyone, just SOME SPECIAL SELECTED FEW.
our class, FAILED THE CLEANING SPOT TEST. TWICE IN A ROW. do you FEEL NO SHAME
BERNICE TYPED OUT OUR CLASS DUTY ROSTER. SO STICK TO IT. DO YOUR DUTIES. IF YOU DON'T YOU SHALL NOT HAVE RECESS FOR THREE DAYS. BRING YOUR OWN FOOD, DO YOUR DUTY TOGETHER WITH THE OTHER PEOPLE WITH THE SAME DUTY, IF NOT. YOU ARE TO DONATE $10 BUCKS TO THE CLASS FUND.
and... i don't want to say this. but our class average mark is F9. WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN TO RACHEL? CAUSE YOU ARE STUPID AND UNREASONABLE. THIS IS NOT A MARK TO BE PROUD OF. SO DON'T GIVE US ATTITUDE PROBLEMS.
PLUS. OUR CLASS IS GOING TO LOSE TERRIBLY FOR THE CHEERLEADING COMPETITION. WHY? CAUSE PEOPLE ARE IRRESPONSIBLE. THEY DON'T WANT TO MEET CAUSE IT'S INCONVENIENT. WHAT A GREAT EXCUSE AND ATTITUDE HAS ALMOST THE SAME MEANING AS RUDE.
THERE. I GAVE ALL THE REASONS TO THE NEGATIVE ADJECTIVES I USED TO DESCRIBE SOME OF YOU SPECIAL FEW. SO DON'T GO AROUND SAYING I ACCUSED YOU.
we tried to tell you nicely. but seriously, you HEAR, but you DON'T LISTEN.
IT'S DIFFERENT.
so, this is when your vice sports captain gets really angry and chides you lot of special people.
JAMIE SIGNING OFF.
THERE